Mike: [on TV] Welcome, everybody. Welcome to Amazing Discoveries.
Phoebe: It's on again.
Joey: Guys, could we please not watch this?
Mike: [on TV] This ever happen to you? You go to get a glass of milk but these cartons are so flinging, flanging hard to open.
Joey: [on TV] Boy, you said it, Mike. There's gotta be a better way.
Mike: [on TV] There is, Kevin.
Joey: Can we please turn this off?
Rachel: No way, Kevin.
Mike: [on TV] What if I told you there's a new product that guarantees you'll never have to open up milk cartons again? Meet the Milkmaster 2000.
Ross: You intrigued?
Chandler: You're flinging, flanging right I am.
Mike: [on TV] This is the first time he's ever used this product before. You're going to see how easy this is to do. This works in any milk carton.
Joey: [on TV] Wow, it is easy. Now I can have milk every day.