‘The One with the Metaphorical Tunnel’
Season 3, Episode 4 - Aired October 10, 1996
Chandler gets advice from Monica and Rachel as he worries his relationship with Janice is getting serious. Meanwhile, Phoebe pretends to be Joey's agent and Ross is upset that Ben is playing with a Barbie doll.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her and ran out of the store.
Monica: My God, Chandler, we said be "aloof," not "a doof."
Quote from Monica
Chandler: [on the phone] Hi, Janice. Can you hold on for a second? [to Rachel and Monica] Okay, what do I do?
Rachel: I don't know. This is totally unprecedented.
Monica: If we did what you did, a man would never call.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: He's so lucky. If Janice were a guy she'd be sleeping with somebody else by now.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Huh. Well, that's funny. Ugly Naked Guy is still naked but his dog is wearing a sweater.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: You didn't beg, did you?
Chandler: I said "Please."
Monica: Well, was it "please" with one "e" in the middle of it or lots of "e's" ?
Chandler: Oh, dear lord I begged.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Oh, Joey., Oh, okay. See, I didn't recognize you ... in those pants.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Yeah, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it again?
Susan: So he's got a doll. So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up to be ... in show business.
Carol: This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that he's being raised by two women?
Ross: You know what? It's fine. If you're okay with the Barbie thing, so am l.
[later:]
Ross: Give Daddy the Barbie. Give me the Barbie. Don't you wanna play with a monster truck? No? Okay. How about a Dino-Soldier?
Quote from Ross
Ross: Guess who's here. It's the toughest guy in Toyland, Ben. Real American hero I'm G. I. Joe. Drop the Barbie. Drop the Barbie.