‘The One with the Inappropriate Sister’
Season 5, Episode 10 - Aired December 17, 1998
Ross struggles to adjust to life without work now that he's on sabbatical. Meanwhile, Phoebe takes a job collecting money for charity in the run up to Christmas, and Rachel worries Danny is seeing another woman after she finally goes out on a date with him.
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: I'm going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year I spread a little joy, but not enough. So this year I'm going to do the whole city.
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Happy holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo and Merry Christmas.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Here. Let me help you out.
Phoebe: Oh, thanks. Wow. Is that a new suede jacket? It looks really expensive.
Monica: Yeah. I guess. [Monica adds more money]
Phoebe: Did you just get your nails done?
Monica: Yes, Phoebe, but this is all I have, okay?
Phoebe: Okay. Thanks. Happy holidays. Here's your joy.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Thank you. Happy holidays and- Wait. You can't take money out.
Guy: I'm making change for the bus.
Phoebe: But can't you leave the dollar for the poor?
Guy: I'm poor. I gotta take the bus.
Phoebe: Okay, season's greetings and everything, but still-
Guy: Bite me, blondie!
Phoebe: Oh! I'm going to give him something besides joy.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Chandler Bing, seven! Chandler Bing, zero.
Joey: You're driving me crazy with that.
Chandler: Okay, I'll stop.
Joey: Don't stop. Move the bowl further away. Ross could make that shot. Well, you suck. But at least you suck at a man's game now.
Quote from Joey
Joey: But listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Chandler: I'm intrigued.
Joey: All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid.
Chandler: Okay, but be careful. Because I want our security deposit back.
Joey: Yeah, I think we said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: No, that's trash, young lady. You can't- Stop that young lady. She donated trash.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey. The charity's on fire! Help! Oh, good, thank you. I need that. Whoa. What is this? It's 9:00 in the morning.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Okay. "A room. A man enters. He looks suspicious." That's it? Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now including an exciting incident. And what is all this? "The Official Rule Book of Fireball".
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Why don't you cut him a little slack. Maybe if he relaxes, he'll get some work done.
Ross: I think he's been relaxing enough, thanks to you and Fireball.
Joey: Dude, if you think Fireball's relaxing, you have obviously never played.