Phoebe Quote #765
Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Phoebe: Thank you. Happy holidays and- Wait. You can't take money out.
Guy: I'm making change for the bus.
Phoebe: But can't you leave the dollar for the poor?
Guy: I'm poor. I gotta take the bus.
Phoebe: Okay, season's greetings and everything, but still-
Guy: Bite me, blondie!
Phoebe: Oh! I'm going to give him something besides joy.
‘The One with the Inappropriate Sister’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, guys. I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today.
Chandler: Great. Now we can go to the Ranger game last night.
Joey: No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Why are you doing this?
Ross: Because I am bored out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, the post office and the dry cleaners.
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. You gotta spread it out a little.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Haven't you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?