‘The One with the Inappropriate Sister’
Season 5, Episode 10 - Aired December 17, 1998
Ross struggles to adjust to life without work now that he's on sabbatical. Meanwhile, Phoebe takes a job collecting money for charity in the run up to Christmas, and Rachel worries Danny is seeing another woman after she finally goes out on a date with him.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Hey, guys, how about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball. I'll go unhook the smoke detectors.
Quote from Chandler
Danny: We finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here forgets the camera.
Joey: You know, that same thing happened to me one time.
Chandler: When did that happen to you?
Joey: Don't you remember? We were jogging in the park and saw that really pretty bird. And I wanted to take a picture, but I didn't have my camera.
Chandler: Okay, first of all, chasing the churro guy is not jogging.
Quote from Phoebe
Bob: Look, either you leave or we remove you.
Phoebe: Fine. I'll give you one pointer. Look out for that bitch.
Quote from Rachel
Danny: Why do women have a problem with my being close to my sister?
Rachel: I don't know, but-
Danny: Do you have brothers?
Rachel: No, I have two sisters. But one has a very masculine energy.
Danny: Are you close?
Rachel: No. They're not very nice people.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: I guess without so many distractions it's easier for you to focus?
Chandler: Also without somebody breathing down your neck all the livelong day!
Quote from Joey
Chandler: This took you all day?
Joey: No, this took five minutes. I spent the rest of the day coming up with new Ultimate Fireball!
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Joey, you are sick.
Monica: This is disgusting.
Rachel: I'm not reading this.
Joey: Wait, wait, wait! The handsome man was about to enter.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: They gave me a great spot right by Macy's. They hardly ever give a good spot to a rookie but I'm the only one who can say "Merry Christmas" in 25 languages. I lied.