Joey Quote #662

Quote from Joey in The One with the Inappropriate Sister

Joey: But listen, what do you say we crank it up a notch?
Chandler: I'm intrigued.
Joey: All right. All we need is a little lighter fluid.
Chandler: Okay, but be careful. Because I want our security deposit back.
Joey: Yeah, I think we said goodbye to that when we invented hammer darts.

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Joey: Hey, guys. I was at the library all morning and I already finished my five pages for today.
Chandler: Great. Now we can go to the Ranger game last night.
Joey: No, dude. Ross tore up the tickets.

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Joey: Why are you doing this?
Ross: Because I am bored out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, the post office and the dry cleaners.
Joey: Dude, you just described seven days' worth of stuff. You gotta spread it out a little.

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Joey: Haven't you ever been unemployed?
Ross: Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical.
Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, okay?