Ross Quote #473

Quote from Ross in The One with the Free Porn

Monica: I knew you loved her. Now you need to go to the airport and tell her.
You're probably going to catch her just as she's going to the gate. You're going to call out her name and yell "l love you!" She's going to say "l love you too!" Then you guys are going to have the most amazing kiss. Everyone at the gate will applaud.
Ross: I am a good kisser.

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