Phoebe Quote #637

Quote from Phoebe in The One with the Free Porn

Alice: No, no, no. It's going to be fine because I teach home ec and I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. You know, it'll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Frank: You know, I've been thinking, ever since you said we're going to have triplets, the best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job.
Alice: No, Frank.
Phoebe: No, you can't quit college. No. You're in college, really?
Frank: Yeah, refrigerator college. When we found out we were having a baby I figured I should have, like, a career, you know? And I love refrigerators.
Phoebe: You can't give up on your dream.
Frank: No, it's okay. We're going to have three kids. And that's a different kind of dream. Three kids and no money.

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