Joey Quote #520

Quote from Joey in The One with the Free Porn

Rachel: You know who doesn't even like dirty movies? My boyfriend Joshua.
Joey: Yeah, right.
Rachel: No, he told me he prefers to leave certain things to the imagination.
Chandler: Oh, oh, yeah. Did he also say that the dialogue was corny? And that he actually found it funny, not sexy?
Rachel: Yes.
Joey: Yeah, he likes porn.

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Joey: Hey, maybe he found your flip-flop.

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Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
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Monica: Hey, cheer up. I mean, you're gonna see her again, right?
Ross: I don't know. Whenever I brought it up, she said [in a British accent] "This is so fantastic. Why do we have talk about the future? Let's just enjoy"-
Monica: Don't do the accent.