‘The One with the Engagement Picture’
Season 7, Episode 5 - Aired November 2, 2000
Chandler seems incapable of taking a good picture. Meanwhile, Rachel asks Joey to befriend her assistant Tag, and Ross and Phoebe date two members of a couple who are getting divorced.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Would you mind just not going out with him again? Just the idea of you and he and all these women- I know he's my assistant, and we can't date. But it bothers me, all right?
Joey: No, no, no, you can't take him away from me. I got a great partner to pick up girls with. Finally!
Chandler: I'm still right here.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I get these crushes all the time. Hell, I had a crush on you when I first met you.
Joey: I know. Monica told me.
Chandler: Did you have a crush on me when we first met?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. [Joey shakes his head, Rachel shakes hers back]
Chandler: Can you people not see me?
Quote from Rachel
Tag: All right, then, it's settled.
Rachel: Okay.
Tag: I'm getting back together with my ex-girlfriend.
Rachel: I would love to!
Tag: What?
Rachel: [picks up phone] Hello? Oh. This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. Um, yeah. Yeah.
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: That's all right. We don't need you. Hey, I'm over it already.
Phoebe: Yeah, and I don't even give a tiny rat's ass.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Pheebs, you were right about her. You know, she did try to use sex as a weapon. Yeah, I hurt my back a little.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: You know, even if they break up again, you better not let him in your sad men's club.
Ross: Divorced men's club.
Phoebe: Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Oh, yeah, that looks good.
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple.
Joey: Yeah, we look great together.
Monica: We really do.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Imagine what our kids would look like.
Joey: You know, we don't have to imagine.
Chandler: I'm marrying her.
Joey: We'll just see.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: Why don't you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer?
Monica: That's a great idea. I bet they have one of those wind machines.
Phoebe: Yeah, that's great. Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.
Monica: Chandler, what do you say?
Chandler: All right, but I should warn you I'm not going, [grimaces] I'm going.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get back to work.
Phoebe: You don't have to be back for a half-hour.
Rachel: Yeah, but my assistant, Tag, does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ugh, I could just spread him on a cracker.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Hi, Joey, what are you doing here?
Joey: Well, I got an audition down the street, and I spilled sauce on my shirt. You got an extra one?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Here.
Joey: Great. You got anything that's not Ralph Lauren?
Rachel: Yeah, I don't think so, Joe.
Joey: All right, I guess this is fine.