Rachel: Listen, what are you doing tonight?
Joey: Nothing. Why?
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant, Tag? I'll pay.
Joey: Rach, I gotta say. It's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude.
Rachel: I'm not asking you to go on a date with him.
Joey: Really? Because I could kind of use the money.

Kyle: I'm having a good time.
Phoebe: Me too.
Kyle: I'm sorry that guy on the subway licked your neck.
Phoebe: No, that's okay. He's a friend.

Kyle: I don't mean to be presumptuous, but I have tickets to the ballroom-dancing finals tomorrow.
Phoebe: Yeah, l- Well, I missed the semifinals, so I think I would just be lost.

Phoebe: Hey, Ross.
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: That's Whitney, Kyle's ex-wife out there. Now, do you think you could, you know, divert her so we could slip out?
Ross: What? No.
Phoebe: Well, okay, but I have two tickets to the ballroom-dance finals.
Ross: Look, I don't think so, Pheebs. [Phoebe looks disappointed] All right, I'll do it. But just because you're a friend. [Ross takes the tickets]

Phoebe: Hi, Ginger.
Ross: I want my key back.
Phoebe: I don't have it.
Ross: It's right there.
Phoebe: Okay, Sherlock.

Ross: I did divert her, and we ended up having a great time, okay?
Phoebe: Watching ballroom dancing?
Ross: Yes, that's where we realized we were both super cool people.

Joey: You want to know what I do when I take resume shots?
Chandler: Borrow money from me?
Joey: No. Yeah.

Rachel: Will you talk to him?
Joey: I don't know, Rach.
Rachel: Come on. I'll give you ten Ralph Lauren shirts.
Joey: One. No, ten. You said ten. You can't take that back.

Joey: Tag, there's such a thing as too many women.
Tag: Really?
Joey: Yeah, for you.

Monica: You okay?
Chandler: Yeah, Joey said I needed to relax. So he gave me an antihistamine.
Monica: What?
Chandler: Then I fell asleep on the subway and went to Brooklyn. Brooklyn is far.