‘The One with the Engagement Picture’
Season 7, Episode 5 - Aired November 2, 2000
Chandler seems incapable of taking a good picture. Meanwhile, Rachel asks Joey to befriend her assistant Tag, and Ross and Phoebe date two members of a couple who are getting divorced.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: But don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now. Okay, see. Look down. Look down. Look down.
Monica: Chandler?
Chandler: Yeah?
Quote from Phoebe
Ross: My God!
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry. Is that annoying? Oh, and speaking of being selfish in bed, how's Whitney?
Ross: Maybe she wouldn't have to be selfish in bed if someone else knew where everything was.
Phoebe: Oh, he knows. For the most part.
Quote from Ross
Ross: You know, he hums when he pees.
Whitney: I do know.
Ross: Makes him miss the bowl, but whatever.
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Dude, that reverse lay-up.
Chandler: And how about those three-pointers?
Ross: Amazing.
Chandler: And those guys were this close to letting us play this time too.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: How are things going with Crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Quote from Ross
Ross: Listen, you are only hearing one side of the story. Okay? FYl, she must have shown Kyle over 30 paint samples before she painted that room. And his response to each one was, "I don't give a tiny rat's ass."
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Hey, so, what'd you do last night?
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Rachel: Yeah? Another night of bird-dogging the chicas?
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: What about her whining, and her constant need for attention?
Whitney: I'll work on that.
Phoebe: Oh right, because you're so capable of change.