‘The One with the Embyros’
Season 4, Episode 12 - Aired January 15, 1998
After Chandler and Joey claim to know Monica and Rachel better than they know the guys, Ross devises a trivia contest which escalates into a high-stakes battle for the girls' apartment. Meanwhile, Phoebe heads to the fertility clinic to try help Frank and Alice with their dream of being parents.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I got it. How about if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster.
Rachel: Ooh, that's interesting.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey. No way! That rooster's family.
Rachel: Throw in the duck too.
Joey: What do you have against the duck? He doesn't make any noise.
Rachel: Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
Joey: Look, we are not-
Chandler: All right, hold on. If you win we give up the bird. [Joey gasps] But if we win we get your apartment.
Joey: Ooh.
Monica: Deal!
Quote from Ross
Ross: Ladies, you're up! Thirty seconds on the clock. Five correct questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now.
"What is Joey's favorite food?"
Monica: Sandwiches.
Ross: Correct. "Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breast?"
Rachel: 14?
Ross: No, 19.
Chandler: Thanks, man.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: I feel like I'm coming down with something. I bet you can't guess what color my tonsils are. I bet the apartment.
Chandler: Oh, I would never bet this apartment. It's too nice.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: All right, I'm going to go take a pregnancy test now.
Joey: Oh, wow. You can tell this soon?
Phoebe: Well, the doctor says it takes a couple of days. But my body's always been a little faster than Western medicine, so...
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Nope, not knocked up yet.
Monica: It's only been a couple hours.
Phoebe: Meanwhile, I'll do whatever I can to help this. I'm just going to, you know, lie in your chair, okay? Good. I'm going to let gravity do its job.
Quote from Ross
Monica: Hey. We'd still be living here if you hadn't got the question wrong.
Rachel: Well, it was a stupid, unfair question.
Ross: Don't blame the questions!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Would you all stop yelling in our apartment. You are ruining moving day for us.
Quote from Rachel
Monica: I can't find garbage bags.
Rachel: Oh, I think I saw some in here. Argh!
Monica: What is it?
Rachel: I don't know. But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, it'll die.
Monica: I can't believe we're living here.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Argh!
Chandler: What? What is it?
Joey: Did you see the size of the closets?
Chandler: I can't believe we live here!
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Well maybe there's something I can do to make sure I get pregnant.
Doctor: No, I'm sorry.
Phoebe: Wow, you guys really don't know anything.