Monica Quote #371
Quote from Monica in The One with the Embyros
Monica: I got it. How about if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster.
Rachel: Ooh, that's interesting.
Joey: Hey, hey, hey. No way! That rooster's family.
Rachel: Throw in the duck too.
Joey: What do you have against the duck? He doesn't make any noise.
Rachel: Well, he gets the other one all riled up.
Joey: Look, we are not-
Chandler: All right, hold on. If you win we give up the bird. [Joey gasps] But if we win we get your apartment.
Joey: Ooh.
Monica: Deal!
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Embyros’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Ross: "Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?"
Monica: Maurice.
Ross: "His profession was?"
Rachel: Space cowboy!
Ross: "What is Chandler Bing's job?" [silence]
Rachel: Oh, gosh, it has something to do with numbers.
Monica: And processing.
Rachel: He carries a briefcase.
Ross: Ten seconds. You need this or you lose the game.
Monica: It has something to do with transponding.
Rachel: Oh, oh! He's a transpon- transponster.
Monica: That's not even a word! *beep*
Monica & Rachel: Noooooooo!
Quote from Chandler
Ross: "According to Chandler, what phenomenon scares the bejesus out of him?"
Monica: Michael Flatley, Lord of the Dance.
Ross: That is correct.
Joey: The lrish jig guy?
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independent from his body!
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Look, I hate this as much as you, but if it makes you feel any better this is all your fault.
Rachel: What?
Monica: Chanandler Bong. Come on, we steal that TV Guide every week.
Chandler: I knew it!