‘The One with the Embyros’
Season 4, Episode 12 - Aired January 15, 1998
After Chandler and Joey claim to know Monica and Rachel better than they know the guys, Ross devises a trivia contest which escalates into a high-stakes battle for the girls' apartment. Meanwhile, Phoebe heads to the fertility clinic to try help Frank and Alice with their dream of being parents.
Quote from Joey
Ross: Gentlemen, pick your category.
Chandler: "Fears and Pet Peeves."
Ross: "What is Monica's biggest pet peeve?"
Joey: Animals dressed as humans.
Ross: That's correct.
Quote from Ross
Monica: How about we play for more money? Say 150?
Ross: One hundred and fifty dollars.
Chandler: Say 200?
Ross: Two hundred dollars!
Monica: You're doing it again.
Ross: Excuse me.
Quote from Joey
Joey: I call Monica's room.
Chandler: You can't just call Monica's room.
Joey: Sure I can. Standard shotgun rules. I'm in sight of the room and I called it.
Chandler: [mouths] Damn!
Quote from Chandler
Joey: I'm still right.
Monica: That is so not true.
Phoebe: What?
Joey: She's mad because I know today's her laundry day and that means she's wearing her old-lady underpants.
Chandler: I can check that for you.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: All right. Ten bucks. Fork it over. Cough it up. Pay the piper. Give me it.
Quote from Phoebe
Doctor: Looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
Phoebe: Ooh, I knew it! I felt really thick this morning.
Quote from Phoebe
Alice: We're kind of using all the money we have to do it this one time.
Phoebe: Okay, that's a lot of pressure on me and my uterus.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Each team will answer 10 questions. The first team to answer the most questions wins. The categories are: "Fears and Pet Peeves", "Ancient History", "Literature", and "It's all Relative."
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Okay, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies, if you miss this, the game is theirs. Pick a category.
Rachel: "It's all Relative"!
Ross: You don't have to shout everything.
Rachel: I'm sorry!
Ross: "What is the name of Chandler's father's Las Vegas all-male burlesque?"
Monica: Viva Las Gaygas!
Chandler: Unfortunately, that is correct.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Monica, I don't want to lose $200.
Monica: We won't. Three hundred?
Rachel: Monica.
Monica: I'm just trying to spice it up.
Rachel: So play for some pepper! Stop spending my money.