Kristen: Our table will be ready in a couple minutes, so-
Joey: Sure. I would love to wait with you guys. Thanks.
Ross: So, Joey, you look familiar. Are you on TV or something?
Kristen: Well, Joey doesn't like to talk about it but he's one of the stars of Days of Our Lives.
Ross: That's right. That's right. Don't you play a woman?
Joey: A woman in a man's body.
Ross: Much better.

Joey: So, you know, Ross, it's funny, because you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Ross: Why yes. Yes, I have. In fact, just the other day Kris and I were talking about how I've been married and how I have a son.
Kristen: Yeah. Little Eric.
Ross: That's right. Wait. No, Ben.
Joey: So you've just been married the one time then?
Ross: Well, um...
Kristen: You've been married twice?
Ross: Yes. And another time after that.

Kristen: Do you two know each other?
Ross: No.
Joey: But it just seems like Ross is the kind of guy who would marry a woman on the verge of being a lesbian and then push her over the edge.

Joey: Have you ever slept in the same bed with a monkey?
Ross: Hey, you leave Marcel out of this!

Joey: Where do you think we lost her?
Ross: Probably around gonorrhea.

Chandler: You got a wedding dress?
Monica: Yeah, but I'm not keeping it.
Chandler: Then why can't I see it?
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. But I have to return it, so you can't like it.
Chandler: Okay, I promise. I'll hate it. Wow. You look hideous.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Yeah. That's like the most ugliest dress I've ever seen. Why do you have to return it?
Monica: Oh, because it doesn't really fit. Oh, by the way, I booked The Swing Kings.
Chandler: Oh, that's great. Great. Thanks. But that dress is, like, yuck. It's terrible. It makes me want to just rip it off you.
Monica: Okay. But you can't rip it. Well, maybe a little.

Joey: This is impossible, Monica. Why don't you just pick all 15?
Monica: There were only 12.
Joey: Oh, yeah, I added 3.
Monica: What are "peanut-butter fingers"?
[Joey mimes sticking two fingers into a jar of peanut butter and licking it off]

Monica: So the wedding caterers sent me this list of 12 appetizers and I have to narrow it to 6.
Joey: Food? Oh, give me.

Chandler: So did Monica tell you this great band called The Swing Kings we're trying to get to play the wedding?
Phoebe: Since when are you into swing music?
Chandler: Since forever. I used to go all over town listening to bands.
Monica: Chandler?
Chandler: Gap commercial.

Rachel: Oh, my God. You look so beautiful!
Phoebe: Thank you, Rachel. But look at Monica.