Megan: Who's your photographer?
Monica: Jeffrey.
Megan: We met with him. Did he show you nude wedding photos?
Monica: The Best Man? Wow!

Joey: I'm Joey.
Kristen: Kristen.
Joey: What a beautiful name. What is it again?
Kristen: Kristen.

Monica: Listen up. There's only one dress in each size. So when they open those doors, fan out.
Now, this is what you're looking for. Memorize it. When you locate the dress, blow on these, all right? Three sharp blasts. When you hear it, come running.

Rachel: You gotta get me out of here. These bargain shoppers are crazy.
Phoebe: We've gotta get Monica.
Rachel: No, you've got to hold my hand.
Phoebe: Oh, my God.

Joey: Hey, Chandler. Listen, sorry I didn't stop by last night, but I had a date.
Chandler: Joe, when it's 1:00 in the morning and you don't come by, that's okay.

Joey: Check it out. It was with this really hot girl who just moved in right across the street.
Chandler: Really? Right across the street?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: When did you meet her?
Joey: Two days ago.
Chandler: Excellent! You know, Ross met somebody too.
Joey: Oh, yeah?
Ross: Hey.
Chandler: Hi. How'd it go?
Ross: Excellent. We're going out again Saturday. But I found out she's also seeing some other guy.
Chandler: Really? Joe, what would you do if you were in Ross' situation?
Joey: Well, I sort of am. I mean, yeah, I'm dating this girl who's also seeing another guy. But I'm not too worried about it.
Ross: Well you shouldn't be. Believe me, I wouldn't want to be the guy who's up against you. I mean, that doofus is going to lose.
Chandler: So this is nice. I wish I didn't have to go. Believe me. But, unfortunately, I have to. Oh, by the way, what's the name of the girl you're dating?
Ross and Joey: Kristen Leigh.
Chandler: Bye.

Joey: What's this? Did you give yourself a facial?
Ross: I have an oily T-zone.

Joey: You sent Kristen flowers?
Ross: That's right.
Joey: You spent 100 dollars. That's the limit. You're screwed.
Ross: Actually, I sent the flowers before the actual date, so technically, technically, I didn't break any rules. Thanks for stopping by though.
Joey: Oh, so that's how it's gonna be? I can break the rules too.
Ross: Oh, yeah. What are you gonna do?
Joey: I don't know.
Ross: Why am I not surprised?
Joey: You know what, Ross, I'm not going to let you get away with this.
Ross: I don't think you have much choice.
Joey: Oh, we'll see.
Ross: Bye-bye.
Joey: Yeah, bye-bye.
Joey: Hey. So, just a light layer?
Ross: Yeah, just here and there.

Phoebe: Yeah, swing music is so out.
Monica: Phoebe, he's got to be in the room for that to work.

Ross: So, they said our table will be ready in just a few minutes.
Kristen: Oh, great. Is your back feeling better?
Ross: Oh, yeah, that's fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasm out of control.