Monica Quote #703
Quote from Monica in The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress
Chandler: You got a wedding dress?
Monica: Yeah, but I'm not keeping it.
Chandler: Then why can't I see it?
Monica: Oh. I guess you can. But I have to return it, so you can't like it.
Chandler: Okay, I promise. I'll hate it. Wow. You look hideous.
Monica: Really?
Chandler: Yeah. That's like the most ugliest dress I've ever seen. Why do you have to return it?
Monica: Oh, because it doesn't really fit. Oh, by the way, I booked The Swing Kings.
Chandler: Oh, that's great. Great. Thanks. But that dress is, like, yuck. It's terrible. It makes me want to just rip it off you.
Monica: Okay. But you can't rip it. Well, maybe a little.
‘The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Ross: Boy, I'm getting hungry. Hey, Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when the girl goes to the bathroom, you eat some of her food?
Kristen: You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
Quote from Joey
Joey: So, Ross, now why did that first marriage break up? Hmm? Was it because the woman was straight or because she was a lesbian?
Quote from Rachel
Chandler: When Monica and I went to see them, we had fun. And there's another reason.
Rachel: Well, what is the other reason?
Chandler: I don't want to say.
Rachel: Well, you have to, because maybe it's stupid.