Ross: We did it. We're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
Chandler: Would you come on? Come on!
[Ross and Chandler are given their cups of coffee]
Chandler: Thank you.
[They quickly add milk, sugar, and then down the drink]
Chandler: There we go.
Ross: I think we proved our point.
Chandler: You burn your mouth?
Ross: Cannot feel my tongue.

Ross: God, that was amazing. That was incredible. You guys kicked butt!
Arthur: Us? What about you guys? You really gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Ross: Yeah, he was, wasn't he?
Chandler: I wouldn't know, having missed everything.
Carl: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girl's jump rope.
Ross: So listen, guys are we okay here?
Arthur: We're okay.
Chandler: Okay. So can I have my hat back?
Arthur: No. Huh. [Chandler grabs the hat off Arthur's head, tries to run away, trips behind the couch]

Rachel: Look at her.
Chandler: Hi, Monica! How's it going?
Phoebe: Hey, nice boobs.
Chandler: Guys, guys. Check this out. [Chandler picks a song on the jukebox]
[Village People's YMCA starts playing. The wait staff climb on the counter and start dancing]
Rachel: Excellent.
[Chandler drops a load more quarters]

Monica: Dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.
Phoebe: Okay, right there. That's the third sign today. Right there.
Ross: On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say, "Huh?"
Phoebe: No, because you just said "dad." And everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet, which is my father's last name. And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the "s" at the end. And there was a rotisserie with a spinning chicken.
Monica: His lndian name?
Phoebe: No. Because I chickened out the last time when I tried to meet him. So coincidences? I don't think so.

Carl: What's with this guy?
Arthur: What's with you?
Ross: Nothing. Nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.
Chandler: What just happened?
Arthur: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My joke is that I took your hat.
Chandler: That is funny. Can I have it back?
Arthur: No.
Chandler: No?
Arthur: No.
Ross: Okay. You know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. [laughs] But come on, guys, just give him back the hat.
Carl: Why should we?
Ross: Because it's a special hat. See, he bought it because he was feeling really down one day. So he got the hat to cheer himself up, you know? Chandler-
Chandler: Stop talking. Stop talking now.

Ross: It was ridiculous. These guys were bullies. Actual bullies. I mean, we're grownups. This kind of stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Ross. Hi.
Rachel: Hi. [hugs Ross]
Chandler: Oh, hi- Oh, no, wait a minute. I have no one.

Chandler: Let me get this straight. You're stealing my hat?
Carl: You got a problem with that?
Chandler: No, I just want to make sure we're on the same page.

Joey: Well, let's go down there and get your hat back.
Chandler: Forget it. It's probably stripped and sold for parts by now.

Joey: Hey, Rach, you want some sandwich?
Rachel: Ugh, what is in that?
Joey: Olive loaf and ham spread. No mayo.
Rachel: No, because mayo, that would make it gross.

Joey: Get a bone. Get a bone. You got a bone?
Rachel: Are you kidding me?