Chandler Quote #431
Quote from Chandler in The One with the Bullies
Carl: What's with this guy?
Arthur: What's with you?
Ross: Nothing. Nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.
Chandler: What just happened?
Arthur: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My joke is that I took your hat.
Chandler: That is funny. Can I have it back?
Arthur: No.
Chandler: No?
Arthur: No.
Ross: Okay. You know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. [laughs] But come on, guys, just give him back the hat.
Carl: Why should we?
Ross: Because it's a special hat. See, he bought it because he was feeling really down one day. So he got the hat to cheer himself up, you know? Chandler-
Chandler: Stop talking. Stop talking now.
Friends Quotes
‘The One with the Bullies’ Quotes
Quote from Joey
Joey: It's a woman.
Phoebe: So talk to her.
Joey: [in deep voice] Hello, Mrs. Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within 24 hours. Goodbye.
Rachel: Why the voice?
Joey: [in deep voice] Hard to say.
Quote from Joey
Monica: I want to buy five shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. Come on, time is money, my friend. Thank you. Whoo!
Rachel: "Time is money, my friend?"
Joey: Yeah, you missed "Takes money to make money" and "Don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt."
Quote from Joey
Rachel: How did you make $17?
Monica: Well, my financially challenged friends, I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
Joey: How come those?
Monica: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Erik Estrada. And ZXY because I think it sounds "zexy."
Rachel: What happened to MEG?
Monica: MEG was good for me, but I dumped her. My motto is, "Get out before they go down."
Joey: That is so not my motto.