‘The One with Ross's Wedding (Part 2)’
Season 4, Episode 24 - Aired May 7, 1998
When Rachel realizes she still has feelings for Ross, she decides to head to London and tell Ross how she feels about him. Stuck in New York, Phoebe does all she can to try stop Rachel ruining the wedding. Meanwhile, Monica is upset when a party guest thinks she's Ross's mother, and Ross tries to keep the peace between his and Emily's parents.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I love it. I only hope my wedding looks this good.
Judy Geller: I just hope-
Monica: You can let some of them go by.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I'm sure we're all very excited that Ross and Emily are getting married at Montgomery Hall. I mean, to think, my friend getting married in Monty Hall. Oh, come on, Monty Hall. Let's Make a Deal. Come on, you people. All right, forget it. Congratulations, Ross and Emily.
Quote from Rachel
Guy on the Plane: Excuse me.
Rachel: Yeah.
Guy on the Plane: If you're planning on doing that throughout the entire flight, please tell me now so that I can take a sedative. Or maybe slip you one.
Rachel: I'm sorry. It's just, I'm kind of excited. I'm going to London to tell this guy that I love him.
[Guy puts on headphones]
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Where are you going? What are you doing? No, wait. Why am I always pregnant when she does that?
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: So, what's going on now?
Joey: I'm walking down the aisle. Still walking. I'm about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. Hey. I just told her "hey." I'm at the front with Ross. It's Phoebe. He looks pretty mad. I better go.
Phoebe: No, no. Wait. Please hold it up so I can listen.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Everything's different here. I want to go home. I miss my family. I miss the coffeehouse.
I can't even remember what Phoebe looks like.
Chandler: Joey, it's been three days. Okay, you're just a little homesick. Would you just try to relax and just enjoy yourself?
Joey: You're different here too. You're mean in England.
Quote from Jack Geller
Jack Geller: What the hell?
Ross: What's up, Dad?
Jack Geller: This bill for my half of the wedding. It's insane.
Judy Geller: How can it be so much? The reception's at their house.
Jack Geller: Flowers, liquor, re-carpet first floor, new guest bath, landscaping. I'm paying to remodel this guy's house! I'm gonna give that son of a bitch a piece of my mind.
Quote from Monica
Monica: I was laughing.
Chandler: Out loud?
Monica: Well, I didn't want everyone to think I was stupid.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Well, I've never done that with you before.
Monica: Nope.
Chandler: So how are you? You okay?
Monica: Yeah. Yeah. You?
Chandler: Oh, yes. Yes. Uh-huh. You? We did you.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Hey. Where the hell have you been?
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so-
Phoebe: I don't want to hear about her.
Joey: Oh, Pheebs, you know you're still my number-one girl.
Phoebe: No. No. We have an emergency, okay. Rachel's coming to London.
Joey: Oh, great.
Phoebe: No, it's not great. She's coming to tell Ross that she loves him.
Joey: But he loves Emily.
Phoebe: I know that! You have to stop her. She's going to ruin the wedding.
Joey: Okay.
Phoebe: So I've done my part, okay? It's your responsibility now. The burden is off me. Right?
Joey: Right.
Phoebe: So tell me about this girl.