‘The One with Ross's Wedding (Part 2)’
Season 4, Episode 24 - Aired May 7, 1998
When Rachel realizes she still has feelings for Ross, she decides to head to London and tell Ross how she feels about him. Stuck in New York, Phoebe does all she can to try stop Rachel ruining the wedding. Meanwhile, Monica is upset when a party guest thinks she's Ross's mother, and Ross tries to keep the peace between his and Emily's parents.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now, I'm not good with the jokes like Chandler here. But I just want to say congratulations to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffeehouse back home. Home. New York City. Where everybody knows my name.
Anyway I love you guys. But not as much as I love America. Can we please go home now?
Felicity: Are you going home? I was hoping to get to know you better.
Joey: I'm not going anywhere, sweetheart.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: So how are you doing?
Monica: My mother's driving me crazy. But Ross is getting married, I'm happy. I'm not going to let anything spoil that.
Older Guest: I just want to say that Ross is a wonderful young man.
Monica: Thanks. We like him.
Older Guest: My God! You must have been a teenager when you had him.
Quote from Monica
Monica: My mother's right. I'm never going to get married.
Chandler: You know what, that is- Who wouldn't want you?
Monica: Please! I'm a single mom with a 30-year-old son.
Quote from Chandler
Joey: Rachel's coming to tell Ross she loves him.
Chandler: Oh, my God!
Joey: I know. That's why we've got to find Monica. Do you know where she is?
Chandler: No. Okay. What's with the third degree? Why don't you just shine a light in my eyes?
Quote from Jack Geller
Judy Geller: Hi, sweetheart.
Ross: Mom, Dad.
Judy Geller: Oh, sorry we're late. My fault. I insisted on riding the tube.
Jack Geller: Judy, the kids!
Judy Geller: Jack, that's what they call the subway.
Jack Geller: Oh, I thought-
Ross: Dad, we got it.
Quote from Judy Geller
Steven Waltham: Nice of you to offer to pay for half the wedding.
Jack Geller: The hell with tradition. We're happy to do it.
Judy Geller: Oh, we know how expensive weddings can be. Besides, this may be the only wedding we get to throw.
Monica: Ha, ha. A joke that's funny in all countries.
Quote from Joey
Waiter: Sir?
Joey: What's in it?
Waiter: Goat cheese, watercress and pancetta.
Joey: That's not food!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I'd like to make a toast to Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding. So this is kind of my little toast, or Melba toast, if you will. [silence] Okay.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: I've known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. I thought things were really going to work out for him, until the day he over-inflated her. Mwah. [silence] Oh, dear God.