Quote from Jack Geller in The One with Ross's Wedding (Part 2)
Jack Geller: What the hell? Ross: What's up, Dad? Jack Geller: This bill for my half of the wedding. It's insane. Judy Geller: How can it be so much? The reception's at their house. Jack Geller: Flowers, liquor, re-carpet first floor, new guest bath, landscaping. I'm paying to remodel this guy's house! I'm gonna give that son of a bitch a piece of my mind.