Chandler: Ross is wearing leather pants. Does nobody else see that Ross is wearing leather pants? Someone comment on the pants!

Ross: All right, seriously, what do you think?
Rachel: You look like a freak.
Joey: Seriously awful. Awful.

Phoebe: Fine. You learn from your "qualified instructor." But don't come crying to me when everyone is sick of hearing you play "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown".

[Rachel picks up the phone, unaware Monica is on the line]
Monica: I can't wait to be with you. I'll sneak over as soon as Ross picks up Ben. I'll just tell Rachel I'm going to be doing laundry for a couple of hours.
Chandler: Laundry. Heh. Is that my new nickname?
Monica: Aww. You know what your nickname is, Mr. Big-
Rachel: Argh!

Rachel: Oh, Joey, I have such a problem.
Joey: Well, your timing couldn't be better. I am putting out fires all over the place today.

Ross: This year was supposed to be great. Well, it's only the second day and I'm a loser with stupid leather pants that don't even fit.
Rachel: No, you're not a loser.
Ross: Look at me!

Phoebe: I'm off too. I'm going to go to the airport. I figure if I hang around there long enough someone's bound to leave one of those planes unattended.
Rachel: Good luck, honey.
Phoebe: Bye.

Rachel: Joey, remember that big thing I was gonna tell you about? [Joey covers his ears] I'm not going to tell you. But if you found out on your own that would be okay and we could talk about it, right?
Joey: Well, then it wouldn't be a secret. So, yeah, that would be okay. Yeah.
Rachel: Hey, Joe, would you mind going over into Chandler's bedroom and getting that book back that he borrowed from me?
Joey: Now? You want me to go over there now? Do you know something?
Rachel: Do you know something?
Joey: I might know something.
Rachel: I might know something too.
Joey: What's the thing you know?
Rachel: Oh, no. I can't tell you unless you tell me what I know.
Joey: Well, I can't tell you what I know.
Rachel: Then I can't tell you what I know.
Joey: Okay, fine. [Joey and Rachel look at each other] You don't know.
Rachel: All right. How about I go over there and I will walk into Chandler's bedroom and I will see the thing that I think I know is actually the thing I think I know!
Joey: [gasps] You know!
Rachel: And you know!
Joey: Yeah, I know!
Rachel: Chandler and Monica? Oh, this is unbelievable! How long have you known?
Joey: Too long. Oh, Rach, I've been dying to talk to someone about this for so long. But, listen, you can't say anything to anybody. They're so weird about that.

Phoebe: It's raining. I don't like to fly in the rain, so...
Joey: Oh, I am gonna go for a walk in the rain.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, me too.
Phoebe: That's weird. I bet they're doing it.

Chandler: "Elizabeth Hornswoggle"?
Ross: That's right. Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Chandler: Horn - Swoggle.
Joey: You okay, Chandler? Something funny about that name?
Chandler: No. No, I just think I've heard it somewhere before.
Joey: Oh, really? Where? Somewhere funny, I'll bet.
Ross: Hey, Pheebs. Oh, guess what. I have a date with Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Phoebe: Hornswoggle? Oh, this must be killing you!