‘The One with All the Resolutions’
Season 5, Episode 11 - Aired January 7, 1999
With a new year approaching, the group make their resolutions. Ross vows to try something new every day, which leads to an unfortunate incident with a pair of leather pants. Rachel vows to stop gossiping just as she learns some surprising news about her friends.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Want me to teach you? I'm a great teacher.
Joey: Really? Who have you taught?
Phoebe: Well, I taught me and I loved me.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: What an interesting approach to guitar instruction. You know, some might find it amusing. I myself find it regular.
Quote from Rachel
Phoebe: Hey, everybody. Rachel was so good today. She didn't gossip at all.
Rachel: I didn't. Even when I found out- Let's say I found out something about someone and let's just say she's gonna keep it.
Quote from Phoebe
Joey: Hey, Pheebs, check this out.
Phoebe: Ooh, you nailed the Old Lady! [laughs]
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Do you want to learn to play guitar?
Joey: Yes.
Phoebe: Then don't touch one!
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. Maybe there's something in that area?
Quote from Ross
Ross: My God. These pants. I'm burning up. Oh, God. She wants to snuggle now? Is she trying to kill me? It's like a volcano in here.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Tiger. Dragon. Iceberg. Joseph, did you even study at all last night?
Quote from Joey
Phoebe: You know, none of my other student thought I was stupid.
Joey: Your other student was you!