Chandler Quote #956

Quote from Chandler in The One with All the Resolutions

Chandler: "Elizabeth Hornswoggle"?
Ross: That's right. Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Chandler: Horn - Swoggle.
Joey: You okay, Chandler? Something funny about that name?
Chandler: No. No, I just think I've heard it somewhere before.
Joey: Oh, really? Where? Somewhere funny, I'll bet.
Ross: Hey, Pheebs. Oh, guess what. I have a date with Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Phoebe: Hornswoggle? Oh, this must be killing you!

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 ‘The One with All the Resolutions’ Quotes

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Chandler: Okay, look. I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win. Okay? Here. Pheebs, flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so you can get back to your home planet. And Ross, phone call for you today. Tom Jones. He wants his pants back. And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock? [groans]

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Ross: You know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room or ...?

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Ross: Every day I am gonna do one thing I have never done before. That is my New Year's resolution.
Phoebe: Ooh, that's a good one. Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
Chandler: That's a good one, too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a planeload of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths.