Monica: I can't believe we're at a real college party. I have to pee so bad.
Rachel: This is so awesome. College guys are so cute.
Monica: Hey, you've got a boyfriend.
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I am so gonna let him.

Monica: That was our favorite game show ever.
Ross: Except for Match Game.
Monica: Or Win, Lose or Draw.
Chandler: What did I marry into?

Joey: You guys wanna come and watch me tape the show?
Monica: Oh, we can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.
Phoebe: Yeah. Sorry, boys, this ride's closing.

Ross: And Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. Oh, I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.
Joey: Seriously?
Ross: Yuh-huh.
Monica: Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.
Chandler: You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler.
Monica: Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.
Rachel: Oh, God, that's right. I blocked that out.
Monica: [singing] I'm a little bit country,
Ross: [singing] And I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll.
Chandler: I'm leaving you.

Ross: Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her.
Chandler: Sure. Nice.
Ross: Dude, you're married to my sister.
Chandler: You're right. By saying "nice," I'm virtually licking her.

Ross: Hey, I hear she's single again. You think I should ask her out?
Chandler: Are you asking permission to break the pact?
Ross: Yes, please.

Ross: Hey. Hey, check out the fliers for the band. I made them on a Macintosh in a computer room.
Chandler: Awesome. The name really stands out.
Ross: Thanks to a little something called Helvetica Bold 24-point.
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian Student Union.

Missy: Hey, guys.
Ross & Chandler: Hey, Missy.
Chandler: You know, our band is playing on Friday.
Ross: Yeah, you should come check us out. We're called Way/No Way.
Missy: No way.
Ross & Chandler: Way.
Missy: Great. I'll be there.
Chandler: Fresh.
Ross: Boss.
Chandler: Mint.
Ross: She's gone.
Chandler: I know it.

Chandler: I am totally gonna ask her out.
Ross: Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Chandler: I said it first, bro.
Ross: Well, I thought it first, Homes.
Chandler: Look, if you date-
Ross: Wait! Wait! What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid any time we want.
Chandler: Totally. I had sex in high school.
Ross: Me too. I'm good at it.
Chandler: All right, I say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.
Ross: You got it.
Chandler: All right, that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald who neither of us can go out with.
Ross: Those are the pacts.
Chandler: And Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.
Ross: Maybe not you.

Chandler: Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.
Ross: Thank you. All right, here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?
Chandler: Your hands are shaking.
Ross: I know. And I can't stop sweating.