Ross: And Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing. Oh, I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.
Joey: Seriously?
Ross: Yuh-huh.
Monica: Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.
Chandler: You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler.
Monica: Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.
Rachel: Oh, God, that's right. I blocked that out.
Monica: [singing] I'm a little bit country,
Ross: [singing] And I'm a little bit rock 'n' roll.
Chandler: I'm leaving you.