‘The One Where the Stripper Cries’
Season 10, Episode 11 - Aired February 5, 2004
When Monica and Rachel throw Phoebe a bachelorette party, she is disappointed at the lack of raunchy fun. Meanwhile, Joey is a celebrity guest on the game show Pyramid, and Ross and Chandler dredge up old memories when they attend their college reunion.
Quote from Monica
Ross: Hey. Where's Rachel?
Monica: She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.
Quote from Monica
Ross: Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?
Monica: What? When was this?
Ross: 1987. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Monica: Oh, my God. That's wild.
Chandler: Yeah. But it was, like, a million years ago, so it doesn't matter.
Ross: Yeah, but it matters to me.
Chandler: Why?
Ross: Because the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
Chandler: You kissed her that night too?
Monica: Two guys in one night? Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.
Quote from Monica
Officer Goodbody: Oh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator. [groans] I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
Monica: Are you gonna be okay, Officer?
Officer Goodbody: Goodbody.
Monica: If you say so.