Ross Quote #1342
Quote from Ross in The One Where the Stripper Cries
Chandler: I am totally gonna ask her out.
Ross: Dude, I was gonna ask her out.
Chandler: I said it first, bro.
Ross: Well, I thought it first, Homes.
Chandler: Look, if you date-
Ross: Wait! Wait! What are we doing? What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl. I mean, we can get laid any time we want.
Chandler: Totally. I had sex in high school.
Ross: Me too. I'm good at it.
Chandler: All right, I say we make a pact. Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.
Ross: You got it.
Chandler: All right, that's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald who neither of us can go out with.
Ross: Those are the pacts.
Chandler: And Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.
Ross: Maybe not you.
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‘The One Where the Stripper Cries’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Seriously, where did this happen?
Ross: Okay. After you told me she was passed out in our room, I went in there to make sure she was all right. She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats. Well, I went to kiss her on the forehead but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips. I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back. It was only for a second, but it was amazing. And now- Now, I find out that you kissed her first.
Chandler: Wait, what bed did you say she was on?
Ross: Mine.
Chandler: I'm pretty sure I put her on my bed.
Ross: No, she was definitely on my bed.
Chandler: Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?
Ross: Well, then who was on my bed?
Monica: Oh! Oh! Oh!
Ross: No! No! No!
Monica: Yes!
Ross: You were under the pile of coats?
Monica: I was the pile of coats!
Quote from Chandler
Ross: Oh, my God!
Monica: You were my midnight mystery kisser?!
Ross: You were my first kiss with Rachel?!
Monica: You were my first kiss ever?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?!
Quote from Joey
Donny Osmond: Now, Gene, I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game. All right. Describe for Joey "things you find in your refrigerator."
Joey: Bah, they might as well just give us the points.
Donny Osmond: Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Go.
Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon. Your hands. Your face.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock. A dog. The Earth.
Gene: Pass. You put this on a sandwich.
Joey: Salami. Anchovies. Jam.
Gene: It's white.
Joey: Paper. Snow. A ghost!
Gene: It's made from eggs.
Joey: Chickens?
Gene: Pass. You put this on a hamburger.
Joey: Ketchup!
Gene: Yes!
Joey: Relish!
Gene: Stop.