‘The One Where Joey Dates Rachel’
Season 8, Episode 12 - Aired January 10, 2002
When Rachel bemoans the fact that she can't date now that she's pregnant, Joey takes her out for the night. Meanwhile, Phoebe gives Monica and Chandler a Ms. Pac-Man arcade game, and Ross is given another class to teach at the university.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: We've got to get this off the screen. Carol and Susan are still upset that you taught him "Pull my finger."
Chandler: [chuckling] Pull my finger. My hand is messed up!
Quote from Joey
Rachel: So, tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's end-of-the-night moves?
Joey: Well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible.
Rachel: How do you do it?
Joey: Now you can't tell anyone, but I put on shiny lip balm.
Rachel: Oh, my God.
Joey: Like a moth to a flame, I tell you. Okay, now you go.
Rachel: No, I don't want to tell you.
Joey: Why not?
Rachel: It's embarrassing.
Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm? I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Well, you're not going to be able to keep doing this.
Ross: Well, I have to. If I don't, they'll take the class away from me. And I already put it in my family newsletter.
Rachel: Your what?
Ross: You've seen it, "The Geller Yeller."
Rachel: Right. Wow.
Ross: Besides, I think I've figured out a much faster route. I'm sure I can make it this time. I just can't be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Remember last night when we talked about "Cujo"?
Joey: I still can't believe you haven't seen "Cujo."
Rachel: Relax, it's not like it's "Citizen Kane."
Joey: Have you ever tried to sit through "Citizen Kane"?
Rachel: Yeah, I know. It's really boring. But it's, like, a big deal.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: They're all Chandler.
Phoebe: Chandler sucks. He couldn't have gotten this good.
Chandler: I did. But it came at a price.
Quote from Ross
Ross: [panting] Yeah! Yes, I made it! I'm on time! Ugh. Okay, why don't we all ... [gasping] ... open our books to page 23 where ... where you will see ... a bunch of red spots. Okay, why don't you all start to read while-
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: No, you son of a [inaudible]
Ross: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Oh. Hi, Ben. No! Don't look at the machine.
Quote from Monica
Chandler: Did we get paper towels?
Monica: You mean the thing we went to the store for? Nope.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Chandler, Phoebe's hogging the game.
Chandler: Who cares? It's a stupid game.
Monica: Oh, you only think it's stupid because you suck at it.
Chandler: I don't suck. It sucks. You suck.
Quote from Monica
Monica: Okay, I got that. I'll escape there. I'll come back here. All right. Come on, Ms. Pac-Man. Well, you're just a little bitch, aren't you?!