Joey Quote #1296
Quote from Joey in The One Where Joey Dates Rachel
Rachel: So, tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani's end-of-the-night moves?
Joey: Well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips look irresistible.
Rachel: How do you do it?
Joey: Now you can't tell anyone, but I put on shiny lip balm.
Rachel: Oh, my God.
Joey: Like a moth to a flame, I tell you. Okay, now you go.
Rachel: No, I don't want to tell you.
Joey: Why not?
Rachel: It's embarrassing.
Joey: More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm? I didn't say raspberry before, did I?
Friends Quotes
‘The One Where Joey Dates Rachel’ Quotes
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: So do you really like it?
Monica: Are you kidding? I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade. This was like my second favorite game.
Phoebe: Oh, really. What was your first?
Monica: I don't remember the name.
Chandler: Well, what did it do?
Monica: Well, you'd put a quarter in, pull some handles and you'd win, like, a candy bar or something.
Chandler: A vending machine?
Monica: Hey. Don't feel bad for me. I won every time!
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I am not gonna answer that.
Joey: Oh, come on. Just pick one. Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Ross if you had to, if you had to, who would you punch?
Rachel: No one. They are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Joey: Chandler?
Rachel: Yeah, but I don't know why.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: You were fifty minutes late to the class? What did you crawl there?
Ross: No, I ran, okay? It's really far. And when did people stop understanding the phrase "Get the hell out of my way"?
Rachel: Well, why didn't you just you take a cab?
Ross: Ugh. Between the traffic that time of day and all the one-way streets, it'd take me twice as long. Besides, I teach the class three times a week. Who am I, Rockefeller?