‘The One Where Joey Dates Rachel’
Season 8, Episode 12 - Aired January 10, 2002
When Rachel bemoans the fact that she can't date now that she's pregnant, Joey takes her out for the night. Meanwhile, Phoebe gives Monica and Chandler a Ms. Pac-Man arcade game, and Ross is given another class to teach at the university.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: I miss dating. Dressing up, going to a fancy restaurant. I won't be able to do that for so long. And it's so much fun. I mean, not that sitting around worrying about giving birth to a sixteen-pound baby is not fun.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, you know what? Why don't I take you out?
Rachel: What? Joey, you don't want to go on a date with a pregnant lady.
Joey: Yes, I do. And we're gonna go out and have a good time. I'm going to take your mind off of childbirth, and C-sections and giant baby heads stretching out-
Rachel: Okay, okay. I'll go with you. I'll go.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: Aw, would you look at that, Monica. I just knocked off all your top scores. How sad.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Okay, I'm next. Don't start another game. I'm next! Phoebe?
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the winning.
Quote from Monica
Phoebe: If this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
Monica: No. No, I love it. It is a great present. In fact, why don't you go home and wait for the "Thank You" card?
Quote from Phoebe
Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so badly?
Phoebe: Yeah, it's not like it spits out a Clark Bar after every game.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: This is so great! I actually feel like I'm on a real date. Although I have a hint of morning sickness and I have on underwear that goes up to about there.
Quote from Ross
Ross: Which brings us back to Greely's Theory of Dominance. [bell chimes] That's it for today.
Oh, does anyone know where the Freeman Building is?
Student: Yeah. It's the new building on Avenue A.
Ross: What? That's all the way across town. I'm supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in about 10 minutes.
Student: Ooh, dude, that's not gonna happen.
Ross: Move it! Move it! Move it! Hey! I'm the teacher!
Quote from Ross
Ross: [panting] Hello. Sorry I'm a little late. Whoa, a lot late. Well, let me start by introducing myself. I'm Professor Geller. [bell chimes] So to sum up I'm Professor Geller. Good job today.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Ben's coming over tomorrow to play this. This can't be there.
Chandler: Come on. He won't even know what they mean.
Monica: Chandler, he's 7, not stupid.
Chandler: Have you talked to him lately?