Monica: Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today. They think you're having an affair.
Rachel: Who's Nancy?
Ross: What's going on?
Monica: Okay- All right, guys, you better sit down. This is- This is pretty big.
Chandler: Yeah. I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.
Joey: I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!

Rachel: What is wrong with raising a kid in the city? I'm doing it. Ross is doing it. Sarah Jessica Parker is doing it!

Ross: You put an offer on a house?
Monica: It's so sweet. It really is. It has this big yard that leads down to this stream. And then there's these old maple trees.
Phoebe: Oh, again with the nature. What are you, beavers?

Chandler: Hello? It's Nancy. They responded to our offer.
Monica: And?
Chandler: Okay. Thanks. They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.
Monica: We can't afford that.
Chandler: I know.
Monica: Well, there you go.
Joey: I'm really sorry, you guys.
Ross: Yeah, I'm sorry too. I'm even more sorry that phone call didn't come before I told you about looking through the window.

Monica: I know there'll be other houses, but I just - I love that one so much.
Chandler: Yeah. Well, it's a good thing we got it then.
Monica: What?
Chandler: We got the house.
Monica: Oh, my God.
Chandler: I just didn't wanna tell you in front of them.
Monica: Oh, my God. We got it?! We got the house?!
Chandler: We're getting a house! We're getting a house.
Monica: And a baby.
Chandler: We're growing up.
Monica: We sure are.
Chandler: So, who's gonna tell them?
Monica: Not it!
Chandler: Not it! Damn it!

Monica: Rachel, this is yours.
Rachel: Why? What are these for?
Chandler: You'll see.
Monica: All right, everybody open them.
Rachel: Wow, this is so beautiful.
Phoebe: Oh, these are the ones I was looking at in the store.
Rachel: I know.
Ross: Oh, I love this.
Joey: A meatball sub! Thanks.
Ross: Seriously, guys, what's going on? What are these for?
Chandler: Well, I didn't know how to tell you before but we got the house.
Monica: Enjoy!
Joey: What did they say?

Monica: Mmm. This cake is amazing!
Rachel: My God, get a room.
Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time.

Rachel: You gotta see these pictures of Emma.
Phoebe: Oh, how cute. She looks just like a little doll.
Rachel: Oh, no, that is a doll.
Phoebe: Oh, thank God, because that thing's really creepy.

Chandler: Hello.
Phoebe: Hi, Chandler. It's Phoebe. Um, I know that Monica is working today so I was wondering if you wanted to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Chandler: Oh, I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck here at the office all day.
Phoebe: Uh, well, it's a shame that you'll miss the movie because we were gonna see, you know, either Liar Liar or Betrayal or An Affair to Remember.
Chandler: Those are all really old.
Phoebe: Okay, then maybe it'll be-
Rachel: Dude, Where's My Car?
Phoebe: What?
Rachel: They're in a car.

Phoebe: We gotta find a cab and follow them.
Rachel: Yeah, okay. Let me just grab my night-vision goggles and my stun gun.
Phoebe: I got them.