‘The One Where Chandler Gets Caught’
Season 10, Episode 10 - Aired January 15, 2004
When Rachel and Phoebe see Chandler getting into a car with an attractive woman, they follow him to a house in the suburbs. After the group tell Monica they think Chandler might be cheating on her, they learn the truth about the Westchester house. [CLIP SHOW]
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Hey, you smell like perfume and cigarettes.
Chandler: I was in the car with Nancy all day.
Monica: Nancy doesn't smoke.
Chandler: Well, at least the perfume's not mine. Be thankful for that.
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Don't you love the huge yard?
Chandler: And the fireplace in the bedroom.
Monica: And Nancy said it's really underpriced because the guy lost his job and has to move in with his parents!
Chandler: This is bringing out a lovely color in you.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: Hey.
Joey: You son of a bitch.
Chandler: Is it me, or have the greetings gone downhill around here?
Quote from Joey
Monica: When we found out that we were gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Phoebe: So you're- So you're gonna move?
Ross: Oh, my God.
Joey: Shouldn't we all vote on stuff like this?
Quote from Chandler
Ross: It's okay, because they have to get it out of their system. Okay? But you're gonna realize this is the only place you want to be.
Chandler: Actually, we already found a house we love.
Ross: What?
Monica: About an hour ago, we made an offer.
Chandler: Bet you wish I was having an affair now, huh?
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Look, I know this is really hard, and we're really sorry.
Joey: Is this because I come over here without knocking and eat your food? Because I can stop doing that. I really, really think I can.
Quote from Phoebe
Rachel: You can't move. You just- You just can't.
Joey: Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.
Phoebe: Yeah. You don't wanna live in Westchester. That's like the worst of the Chesters.
Quote from Chandler
Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?
Monica: Sex.
Chandler: Seriously, answer faster.
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry, honey. But when she said "sex," I wasn't thinking about sex with you.
Chandler: It's like a giant hug.
Quote from Joey
Joey: You know, I'm really sorry I wasn't more supportive before.
Chandler: That's okay. We understand.
Joey: Yeah, and about this Nancy- If you're not sleeping with her, should I?
Quote from Chandler
Monica: When do we tell them?
Chandler: We don't. Not until it's 100 percent. Why upset everybody over nothing?
Monica: Okay. Right. Oh, my God, that is gonna be so hard.
Chandler: I know. Good luck with it.