Joey Quote #1717

Quote from Joey in The One Where Chandler Gets Caught

Monica: Phoebe and Rachel saw you with Nancy today. They think you're having an affair.
Rachel: Who's Nancy?
Ross: What's going on?
Monica: Okay- All right, guys, you better sit down. This is- This is pretty big.
Chandler: Yeah. I'm not having an affair. Nancy is our realtor.
Joey: I knew he couldn't be with a woman for 45 minutes!


 ‘The One Where Chandler Gets Caught’ Quotes

Quote from Ross

Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swing set.
Chandler: A street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.
Ross: So you want to buy a house in the '50s.

Quote from Ross

Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys are just having dinner or watching TV or something but it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs? The Yangs? They don't make me feel so good.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and maybe close your blinds at night.
Ross: Hey.

 Joey Tribbiani Quotes

Quote from The One After Vegas

Joey: Where is the waitress? I'm starving.
Chandler: It's a buffet, man.
Joey: Oh, here's where I win all my money back!

Quote from The One with the Truth About London

Chandler: How can I not be upset? I finally fall in love with this fantastic woman and it turns out she wanted you first.
Joey: Yeah, for like a half an hour one night. Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life. We look at you and we see you together, and it just it fits, you know? And you just know it's gonna last forever.
Chandler: That's what you should say.
Joey: What?
Chandler: When you're marrying us, that's what you should say.
Joey: Really? I could do it?
Chandler: I'd love you to do it.
Chandler: But those are the words. Those exact words.
Joey: Well, I don't remember exactly but it's pretty much about having and giving and sharing and receiving.