Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Rachel: Yeah, well, see, Joey knows that I'm very insecure about my back. And you were hugging me so obviously you are not repulsed by it. Yeah!
Tag: Wait a minute, that doesn't make any sense.
Rachel: No?

Ross: Hey, what's she doing back here?
Monica: Relax, Ross. She's not made of ice cream.

Joey: What's the matter?
Chandler: Monica's upset because of Klunkers.
Joey: So? Bring the dog back. You're a hero.
Chandler: Yeah, I could be a hero. I could do that. What if it attacks me?
Joey: Chandler, it's like a big gerbil.
Chandler: And that doesn't scare you?

Joey: First of all, Utah? Dude, you can't just make stuff up.

Ross: Okay, maybe this is so hard, because there aren't 50 states. Let me tell you something. I have 49 states and there are no more!

Ross: Tag, you're going? We didn't even get a chance to talk. So where did you say you're from again?
Tag: Colorado.
Ross: Eh. What good are you?

Ross: Delaware. [sobs] Delaware.
Chandler: All right.
Ross: I want my turkey now.
Chandler: You got it. You got Nevada twice.
Ross: I know.

Phoebe: Where's Chandler?
Chandler: [enters from the bathroom] Here I am.
Phoebe: Wash your hands!
Chandler: How did you know?!

Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross's apartment to bring back Klunkers for you, and I left the door open, and she must've gotten out. And I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof. Which, FYI, Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him and I am so, so, so sorry. But I do know where we can all go ease the pain.

Monica: Hi, honey.
Chandler: Please, please, please, don't be mad at me.
Monica: What? Why would-?
Phoebe: Ssh. Wait and see. Maybe we will, maybe we won't.