Phoebe: You know, if you want, we could sneak the dog back and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Monica: That's not going to work.
Phoebe: I've had that dog for three days, and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Monica: Hey. I didn't know either.
Phoebe: Yeah, but you kind of knew that something was going on, didn't you?
Monica: Yeah, I knew.

Ross: Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And one day, my dad decides he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend, Phyllis, take away the dog and that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that, only with a few details changed.

Joey: Okay, I'm in my sweatpants. Bring on the food.

Joey: Ross, you need some help?
Ross: From you? [laughs] Yes, please.

Phoebe: Hey, is Chandler here?
Joey: No, no. He went for a walk.
Phoebe: Okay, well you cannot tell him, but look who's back.
Joey: Oh, no, no, no. He went over to Ross's to bring the dog back here.
Phoebe: Oh, no, the dog's not going to be there!
Joey: You think?

Monica: Does that mean you're not allergic to wool either?
Chandler: You bought me a pink turtleneck sweater.
Monica: The guy in the catalog pulled it off.

Joey: All right, I think I can help you. Do you want to know what to do?
Rachel: Please help me.
Joey: Okay, okay. Now, you are going to want to talk to him about this, right? But trust me, Rach, that'll only make it worse. You have to deny everything! That conversation out there never happened!
Rachel: Joey, I don't think that's going to work. It was a pretty long conversation.
Joey: Whoa! There was no conversation!
Rachel: Joey, I am just gonna talk to Tag.
Joey: Who's Tag? There's no Tag!
Rachel: Okay, this conversation is over.
Joey: See? It works!

Ross: I hate America. When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.