‘The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs’
Season 7, Episode 8 - Aired November 23, 2000
After Phoebe sneaks a dog into the apartment, Chandler admits he doesn't like dogs. Meanwhile, Rachel invites Tag to join them for Thanksgiving, and Ross obsesses over a game where you must name all fifty U.S. states.
Quote from Monica
Rachel: Oh, Tag's not coming. His girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her.
Monica: Why didn't you tell me? I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin.
Rachel: Well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know, your food is so delicious and perfect you can never have too many of those pumpkin things.
Monica: You know, you'd think I wouldn't enjoy that since it's so fake, but I still do.
Quote from Joey
Ross: This is crazy. I can do this. All right, I bet I can get all 50 before dinner.
Chandler: Okay, but if you can't, no dinner.
Ross: You're on.
Joey: All right. Don't look at my list, Ross, because there's a lot on there that you don't have.
Quote from Joey
Monica: Hey, do you guys know your oven doesn't work?
Joey: But the drawer full of take-out menus is okay, right?
Quote from Chandler
Monica: Ross's apartment is nice. How come we don't hang out here more often?
Chandler: I don't know. Maybe because it smells a little weird. It's like old pumpkins or something.
Monica: That's my pie.
Chandler: Which smells delicious.
Quote from Joey
Chandler: Where's the dog?
Ross: What dog? There's no dog here.
Joey: Yeah, that dog left.
Quote from Chandler
Rachel: Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
Chandler: Is there a puppy here?
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Chandler: Okay, you are new.
Quote from Joey
Rachel: Can I ask you a question? When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
Phoebe: Oh, I'd say about a month.
Monica: Really? I'd say three to four.
Joey: Half-hour.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Fine, take their advice. No one ever listens to me. When the package is this pretty, no one cares what's inside.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you. I know that's crazy because we work together and nothing could ever happen. The last thing I wanted to do was freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
Tag: Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car.
Rachel: What?
Tag: Right there. That's my car. Hey!
Rachel: Okay, that's going to take them a minute. Do you have anything else you want to get off your chest?
Tag: I can't believe this.
Rachel: Wait. We still have time to talk, and they're not even in the car yet. Oh, look, there they go.