‘The One That Could Have Been (Part 1)’
Season 6, Episode 15 - Aired February 17, 2000
The gang ponders what might have been if Ross and Carol had stayed together, Monica was still heavy, Chandler had become a struggling writer, Joey still worked on Days of our Lives, Rachel had married Barry, and Phoebe had taken a job as a stockbroker.
Quote from Phoebe
Monica: Phoebe? Why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
Monica: Phoebe, put the cigarette out.
Phoebe: No, it's not a cigarette. The smoke is coming out of me.
Quote from Rachel
Rachel: Hi, Joey? It's Rachel. I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.
Quote from Chandler
Chandler: So it seems like this internet thing is going to stay, huh?
Monica: It's okay not to talk.
Quote from Carol
Ross: So, honey, this morning was fun. Me hopping in on you in the shower there?
Carol: Yeah, and maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms.
Quote from Rachel
Ross: Oh, my God. Rachel Green?
Rachel: Rob Tilman.
Ross: No, no, it's me. Ross.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry. Ross Tilman.
Quote from Phoebe
Phoebe: No, no. I said sell when it hits 50. Five-oh. It's a number! It comes after four-nine. No, it's okay. It's okay. You're allowed one mistake. Just kidding. You are of course fired.
Quote from Joey
Ross: No, seriously. Imagine if Carol hadn't realized she was a lesbian.
Joey: I can't. I keep seeing it the good way.
Quote from Ross
Monica: Hey, what if I was still fat? Well, you wouldn't be dating me, that's for sure.
Chandler: Sure I would.
Joey: Come on.
Rachel: Yeah, right.
Chandler: What? You guys really think I'm that shallow?
Ross: No, I just think Monica was that fat.
Quote from Joey
Joey: Hey, imagine if I'd never gotten fired off Days of Our Lives. Hey. Hey, there's Carol again.
Quote from Ross
Rachel: Wait, don't you have to pay for your ... Busty Ladies?
Ross: No, that's okay. Some kid asked me to pick it up for him, but l...