Phoebe: Okay, you guys, I don't mean to make things worse, but I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore.
Both: What?
Phoebe: You're just so mean to each other. And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you.

Monica: Phoebe, you gotta take her. I know I said some really bad stuff about her, but Rachel does have some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
Rachel: Oh, really? Like what, Monica?
Monica: You know, how she has 147,000 pair of boots?
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Good start, Mon.
Monica: She lets you borrow them.
Rachel: Yeah. And you stretch them out with your big old clown feet.
Monica: Do you wanna live outside? Because it's getting cold!

Monica: She gets tons of catalogs and she'll fold down the pages of things that she thinks I'd like.
Phoebe: What else?
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me notes on the mirror.
Rachel: Yeah. I do. I do do that.
Phoebe: That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Monica: And when I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me with a blanket.
Rachel: Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold.
Monica: And when I told her I was going to be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!

Ross: Hey, Mon. How's the packing going? Ben? He's fine. Yeah, he's right- Oh, my God. Get your head out of your shirt there, son. Oh. What? Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack.

Chandler: What's wrong?
Joey: Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break. I lost $1500 to him in Cups.
Chandler: Wha- How did you lose at Cups?
Joey: The same way you lost. I started out with the king and the queen. Bam! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a jack and a king. Boom! Ross gets a 4 and 5. Even Ross was getting the Cup card, the D Cup, the sitting-down bonus. Meanwhile, I didn't even get half a cup. Nothing!
Chandler: Oh, man!
Joey: He'd never played before either. You know what I think, beginner's luck very important in Cups.

Monica: Can I ask you a question?
Chandler: Sure.
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?

Joey: Look, Chandler, you gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself. Okay. Look, I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money. The only thing that I'm gonna miss is you. And now the dog.

Phoebe: Oh, my God. Monica's just gonna kill you.
Rachel: Yeah, I know.
Phoebe: Well, what you're wearing is fine for that.

Monica: You're not packed. You're not packed even a little bit.
Rachel: Surprise.
Monica: What?
Rachel: Don't get mad, because this is what happened. So I started packing and then I realized, "What am I doing?" I am lousy at packing, right? But you love packing. So as a gift to you on our last night, ta-da.
Monica: I'll be coordinator. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't get you anything.

Monica: Okay, everybody has to help. Okay, Phoebe, can you help can't you?
Phoebe: I have plans.
Monica: You have plans with us.
Phoebe: That's ... right.