Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. See, other people call me.
Rachel: Ooh, your brother. Score!

Rachel: You know what else I'm not going to miss? "I'm Monica. I wash the toilets 17 times a day, even if people are on it!"

Monica: "Hi, I'm Rachel. Is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, I'd better wash it and shrink it!"

Monica: "Oh, my God. I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross."

Rachel: "Oh, my God. I can't find a boyfriend. So I guess I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find in there."

Joey: It sucks, man. Your last night, and I lose the two most important things in my life: The foosball table and $500.

Chandler: Let's play again. What have you got?
Joey: A four and a nine.
Chandler: You're kidding, right?
Joey: No. Why?
Chandler: Well, that's a full cup.
Joey: Damn, I am good at Cups.

Phoebe: I know that you're acting mad because you think that'll make it easier to leave. But deep down, you're still really sad. Deep, deep down.
Monica: No, Phoebe, I am mad.
Phoebe: Well, deep, deep, deep down.

Chandler: Well, you win.
Joey: What did you have?
Chandler: It doesn't matter. Nothing beats a three and a six. That, my friend, is "D Cup."

Phoebe: Rachel, now I can't wait to live with you. And you know what we should do? Bring Monica, and then we can all live there together. We'll have so much fun.
Rachel: But, honey, I think she's moving in with Chandler.
Phoebe: Oh, that's right. You're still set on that?
Monica: Kinda.