Monica: Now, everybody has to help. Chandler-
Chandler: [stammering] I have plans with Joey.
Monica: I though tyou said you were doing nothing.
Chandler: Yes, but for the last time.

Monica: Now, Ross-
Ross: Oh, I can't do it.
Monica: Why not?
Joey: Don't you have Ben?
Ross: Because I have Ben.
Monica: It's almost eight o'clock. It's almost past his bedtime. Where is he?
Chandler: He's at a dinner party.
Monica: Is he really coming? Because I can see into your apartment.
Ross: Of course he is. Uh, what? You think I'd use my son as an excuse? What kind of father do you think I am?
Monica: All right. Sorry.
Ross: I gotta go make a fake Ben.

Chandler: Say, Joe, I had an idea for what we could do on our last night. What do you say we play a little foosball for money?
Joey: Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me once since my injury-plagued '97 season. It'd be easier if you'd just give me your money.
Chandler: Yes, it would.

Chandler: Okay, let's play. The big game. Italy versus China, apparently.

Joey: I win again. That's, like, 500 bucks you owe me. Woo-hoo. Man, five hundred dollars.
That is a lot of electricity, huh? [repeatedly opening and closing the refrigerator door] Whoa, I gotta buy some food.

Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Sudden death, one goal, $1 000.
Joey: You serious?
Chandler: Oh, yes.
Joey: Okay. Get ready to owe me.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: Here we go. Ready? [Joey drops the ball and takes a shot, Chandler is eating Chinese food when the ball rebounds into his net]
Joey: No, no, no, no!
Chandler: No, no, no, no!
Joey: No!
Chandler: No ... one can beat me. [Joey kicks the foosball table, it breaks] See, that's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking.

Rachel: "I'm Monica. I don't get messages from interesting people. Ever."
Phoebe: Hey, I call her.

Phoebe: One of you has to take the first step. And it should because she's the one who's leaving. It's harder for her.
Monica: Maybe you're right. But she made fun of my phone pen!
Phoebe: I know. I took it hard too.

Monica: What are you doing?
Rachel: I'm unpacking.
Monica: What?
Rachel: I'm not moving. Is that picture straight?
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left.

Chandler: Now, how much have you won so far?
Joey: Wow, 700.
Chandler: Not 700 exactly?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: Double it.
Joey: What?
Chandler: Yeah, see, in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it. Hey, I didn't make up the rules. Okay, so now after you receive the doubling bonus, you get one card. Now that one card could be worth $100, which brings your total to $1500.
Joey: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Chandler: Now, don't get excited, because that's not going to happen unless you get the- No way!