Monica Quote #529

Quote from Monica in The One on the Last Night

Monica: She gets tons of catalogs and she'll fold down the pages of things that she thinks I'd like.
Phoebe: What else?
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me notes on the mirror.
Rachel: Yeah. I do. I do do that.
Phoebe: That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Monica: And when I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me with a blanket.
Rachel: Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold.
Monica: And when I told her I was going to be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!

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 ‘The One on the Last Night’ Quotes

Quote from Rachel

Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: That's funny. Because I was just going to go across the hall and write that on Chandler.

Quote from Joey

Chandler: Okay, I'm going to be moving out, so you are going to be in charge of paying the rent.
Joey: Right. And when is that due?
Chandler: On the first of the month.
Joey: And that's every month?
Chandler: No, just the months you actually want to live here.
Chandler: Okay, here's the phone bill.
Joey: Oh, my God.
Chandler: That's our phone number.

Quote from Chandler

Chandler: Now, look, I know I kind of sprung this whole me-moving-out-on-you thing. So why don't I just cover you for a while?
Joey: No, no. No way. Joey Tribbiani does not take charity ... anymore.
Chandler: It's not charity, Joe.
Joey: No. Forget it. I mean, thanks, but I'm done taking money from you. All right, I can take care of myself. Now, what's next? Come on.
Chandler: Okay, here's the electric bill.
Joey: This is how much we pay for electric?
Chandler: Well, yeah. [Joey turns the lights off] So we'll do the rest of the bills later, then?