Joey: I win again. That's, like, 500 bucks you owe me. Woo-hoo. Man, five hundred dollars.
That is a lot of electricity, huh? [repeatedly opening and closing the refrigerator door] Whoa, I gotta buy some food.

Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Sudden death, one goal, $1 000.
Joey: You serious?
Chandler: Oh, yes.
Joey: Okay. Get ready to owe me.
Chandler: Okay.
Joey: Here we go. Ready? [Joey drops the ball and takes a shot, Chandler is eating Chinese food when the ball rebounds into his net]
Joey: No, no, no, no!
Chandler: No, no, no, no!
Joey: No!
Chandler: No ... one can beat me. [Joey kicks the foosball table, it breaks] See, that's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking.

Rachel: "I'm Monica. I don't get messages from interesting people. Ever."
Phoebe: Hey, I call her.

Phoebe: One of you has to take the first step. And it should because she's the one who's leaving. It's harder for her.
Monica: Maybe you're right. But she made fun of my phone pen!
Phoebe: I know. I took it hard too.

Monica: What are you doing?
Rachel: I'm unpacking.
Monica: What?
Rachel: I'm not moving. Is that picture straight?
Monica: It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left.

Chandler: Now, how much have you won so far?
Joey: Wow, 700.
Chandler: Not 700 exactly?
Joey: Yeah.
Chandler: Double it.
Joey: What?
Chandler: Yeah, see, in Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it. Hey, I didn't make up the rules. Okay, so now after you receive the doubling bonus, you get one card. Now that one card could be worth $100, which brings your total to $1500.
Joey: Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Chandler: Now, don't get excited, because that's not going to happen unless you get the- No way!

Phoebe: Okay, you guys, I don't mean to make things worse, but I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore.
Both: What?
Phoebe: You're just so mean to each other. And I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you.

Monica: Phoebe, you gotta take her. I know I said some really bad stuff about her, but Rachel does have some good qualities that make her a good roommate.
Rachel: Oh, really? Like what, Monica?
Monica: You know, how she has 147,000 pair of boots?
Rachel: Oh, yeah. Good start, Mon.
Monica: She lets you borrow them.
Rachel: Yeah. And you stretch them out with your big old clown feet.
Monica: Do you wanna live outside? Because it's getting cold!

Monica: She gets tons of catalogs and she'll fold down the pages of things that she thinks I'd like.
Phoebe: What else?
Monica: When I take a shower, she leaves me notes on the mirror.
Rachel: Yeah. I do. I do do that.
Phoebe: That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Monica: And when I fall asleep on the couch after reading, she covers me with a blanket.
Rachel: Well, you know, I don't want you to be cold.
Monica: And when I told her I was going to be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!

Ross: Hey, Mon. How's the packing going? Ben? He's fine. Yeah, he's right- Oh, my God. Get your head out of your shirt there, son. Oh. What? Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack.