Niles: How'd you sleep last night?
Daphne: I didn't. How 'bout you?
Niles: Not a wink. Um, you know, as pleasant as it was riding up and down that driveway yesterday, I, I think it hardly qualifies as a date, so I have a surprise for you. I made reservations for tonight at Au Pied de Cochon, and after, we're going dancing at the Starlight Room. It'll be our first official date. You free?
Daphne: Wow, this is awfully short notice. Can I get back to you?
Niles: Yeah, of course.
Daphne: [laughing] Of course, I'm free, you silly sausage. It sounds wonderful.

Martin: Who's going to walk Eddie? I told you he has to be walked every night at ten.
Frasier: Yes, yes. Of course, Dad. Of course, Dad. Uh, well, you know, customarily this would fall under the description of, uh... Daphne's job.
Daphne: Customarily, Dr. Crane, it's not my job. I do it as a favor for your father.
Frasier: Will you do it as a favor for me?
Daphne: No.

Frasier: Say, what about that nice Mrs. Kurtzman who lives right across the hall?
Daphne: She's ninety-four. Someone comes to walk her everyday.

Martin: Ready...set, go.
[Daphne draws a simple circle]
Niles: The Ring of the Nibelungen.
Daphne: Right!
Julia: Damn!
Frasier: Wow! Well, congratulations, you two.

Martin: Hey, hey, did you see that? Watch this again!
Niles: What?
Martin: You must have put the camera down when we went into the kitchen for ice cream. Watch Daphne's mother.
Daphne: My mother, she stayed behind to grab her sweater.
Niles: And our candlesticks.
Daphne: And our 20-year-old Scotch!

Martin: Hey, Daph.
Daphne: Hello, Martin. How are your ears?
Martin: Huh?
Daphne: [loudly] How are your ears?!

Frasier: Oh, Daphne, Niles. Listen, I'm- I'm so sorry about today's little gaffe. You know what I meant.
Daphne: Oh, don't worry. Anyone can make a little slip. We know you were only trying to ruin our lives- I mean, help.

Daphne: ...and just when I thought I'd worn him out, he flips me over like a griddle cake, and off we go again!
Roz: Niles?
Daphne: I couldn't catch me breath, it was like a marathon. I tell you, he's spoilt me for any other man.
Roz: Frasier's brother Niles?
Daphne: And guess how he woke me up this morning?
Roz: Oh, shut up already!

Niles: Where is your, uh, enchanting new home healthcare worker?
Daphne: [entering] I just found out what that second toilet in me loo is for! [laughs] Talk about a shock!

Niles: I had this crazy thought, Frasier. What if we bought the house?
Frasier: You mean as a rental property?
Niles: Perhaps, or as a guest maisonette for our out-of-town visitors?
Frasier: Daphne's mother, perhaps?
Niles: Oh, I hadn't thought of that.
Daphne: That's a good idea. Buy her a house and she'll never leave.