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Everybody Hates Easter

‘Everybody Hates Easter’

Season 3, Episode 14 -  Aired March 23, 2008

Rochelle wants the whole family in church on Easter as she hopes to win the hat competition for the fourth year in the row. Chris has other plans as a newly-single Tasha invites him to her church pageant.

Quote from Julius

Vanessa: What makes you think he's going to be here?
Tonya: Well, he wasn't at Doc's or the playground or the barbershop. Maybe he's here.
Julius: What are y'all doing here?
Tonya: We're looking for Chris. What are you doing here?
Julius: Where's Chris?
Vanessa: Well, we don't know, that's why we're trying to find him. Drew sprained his ankle. There's nobody to be Rochelle's escort.
Tonya: I thought you had to work.
Julius: I did. I-I just came here to get changed. Um... I was just catching a little bit of the game before I went in.
Vanessa: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Looks like you caught more than just a little bit of the game.
Tonya: Well, somebody needs to go back to church and escort Mama through the hat show, or we're all going to get in trouble.
Julius: Okay, okay. We'll just keep this between us.
[Vanessa and Tonya both hold out their hands]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You, them and a five dollar bill.

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Quote from Adult Chris

Adult Chris: [v.o.] By the end of the day, I thought it would be different between me and Tasha.
Tasha: Hey Chris, thanks for coming to my pageant with me.
Chris: I had a good time.
Tasha: Me, too.
Chris: So, I was thinking, you want to do something together sometime?
Tasha: Robert?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Where's a meteor when you need one?

Quote from Adult Chris

Robert: I'm sorry.
Tasha: You should be.
Chris: Man, why don't you go somewhere? She doesn't want to talk to you.
Tasha: It's okay, Chris.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, it's not.
Tasha: I want to hear this.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, you don't.
Robert: I didn't mean to call you stupid.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yes, he did.
Robert: And I'm sorry.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, he's not.
Tasha: For real?
Robert: Yes.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No!
Tasha: Don't do it again.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Ain't this about a...

Quote from Rochelle

Julius: Come on in, baby, sit down. Who was that?
Rochelle: Your job.
Julius: It was?
Rochelle: Mm-hmm. They want you to come in and work tonight.
Julius: They do?
Rochelle: Yeah. You know, it funny because I told them that you just came from work to escort me in the Easter hat show. But they said you hadn't been to work all day. Quadruple double overtime, huh?

Quote from Rochelle

Rochelle: Oh, hi, Tasha.
Tasha: Hi. Is Chris here?
Rochelle: He is, but we're having dinner at the moment.
Tasha: Oh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to drop these pictures off for him. And... thanks for letting Chris come to Queens and escort me in the Easter pageant.
Rochelle: You are so welcome. [chuckles] And thank you. Happy Easter.
Tasha: You, too.
Rochelle: Okay. [closes door] Chris...!

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