Rochelle Quote #415
Quote from Rochelle in Everybody Hates Easter
Julius: Come on in, baby, sit down. Who was that?
Rochelle: Your job.
Julius: It was?
Rochelle: Mm-hmm. They want you to come in and work tonight.
Julius: They do?
Rochelle: Yeah. You know, it funny because I told them that you just came from work to escort me in the Easter hat show. But they said you hadn't been to work all day. Quadruple double overtime, huh?
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Drew: Hey, Dad. When you get done, can I have some more frozen peas?
Julius: Frozen peas? What are you doing Prince splits for anyway? Between bandages, frozen vegetables... and cleaning your suit, that's $14.86 worth of split. I'll bring your peas in a minute.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my mother was wearing out shoes looking for a hat.
Vanessa: Rochelle, this is the sixth hat shop we've been to today.
Rochelle: Yeah, but they say this is the best hat shop in Brooklyn.
Vanessa: Why didn't we come here first?
Rochelle: Well, how would I know if it's the best hat shop if I didn't visit all the lousy ones first?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's how Vanessa looked for a husband.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The biggest deal at our house on Easter was my mother's church hat because a church hat on Easter was like a gown at the Oscars.
[fantasy: Shaun Robinson hosts a Red Carpet special outside Julius and Rochelle's door:]
Shaun Robinson: Hey, girl! Here she comes. Rochelle? Rochelle?
Rochelle: Hi, Shaun.
Shaun Robinson: Oh, that hat is fabulous!
Rochelle: Thank you.
Shaun Robinson: Who is it?
Rochelle: It's a Sean Gianni Vermani.
Shaun Robinson: Love you, girl. You look fabulous!
Rochelle: Come on, Julius.
Julius: Oh, yes.