Julius Quote #299
Quote from Julius in Everybody Hates Easter
Vanessa: What makes you think he's going to be here?
Tonya: Well, he wasn't at Doc's or the playground or the barbershop. Maybe he's here.
Julius: What are y'all doing here?
Tonya: We're looking for Chris. What are you doing here?
Julius: Where's Chris?
Vanessa: Well, we don't know, that's why we're trying to find him. Drew sprained his ankle. There's nobody to be Rochelle's escort.
Tonya: I thought you had to work.
Julius: I did. I-I just came here to get changed. Um... I was just catching a little bit of the game before I went in.
Vanessa: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Looks like you caught more than just a little bit of the game.
Tonya: Well, somebody needs to go back to church and escort Mama through the hat show, or we're all going to get in trouble.
Julius: Okay, okay. We'll just keep this between us.
[Vanessa and Tonya both hold out their hands]
Adult Chris: [v.o.] You, them and a five dollar bill.
Everybody Hates Chris Quotes
‘Everybody Hates Easter’ Quotes
Quote from Julius
Drew: Hey, Dad. When you get done, can I have some more frozen peas?
Julius: Frozen peas? What are you doing Prince splits for anyway? Between bandages, frozen vegetables... and cleaning your suit, that's $14.86 worth of split. I'll bring your peas in a minute.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Meanwhile, my mother was wearing out shoes looking for a hat.
Vanessa: Rochelle, this is the sixth hat shop we've been to today.
Rochelle: Yeah, but they say this is the best hat shop in Brooklyn.
Vanessa: Why didn't we come here first?
Rochelle: Well, how would I know if it's the best hat shop if I didn't visit all the lousy ones first?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] That's how Vanessa looked for a husband.
Quote from Rochelle
Adult Chris: [v.o.] The biggest deal at our house on Easter was my mother's church hat because a church hat on Easter was like a gown at the Oscars.
[fantasy: Shaun Robinson hosts a Red Carpet special outside Julius and Rochelle's door:]
Shaun Robinson: Hey, girl! Here she comes. Rochelle? Rochelle?
Rochelle: Hi, Shaun.
Shaun Robinson: Oh, that hat is fabulous!
Rochelle: Thank you.
Shaun Robinson: Who is it?
Rochelle: It's a Sean Gianni Vermani.
Shaun Robinson: Love you, girl. You look fabulous!
Rochelle: Come on, Julius.
Julius: Oh, yes.