Rochelle: Girl, I have been working on this hat all day. You want to see it?
Vanessa: Yes! Open, open, open! Oh... [Rochelle laughs] That's what I'm talking about. That's a hat.
Rochelle: I just have to do one last thing.
Vanessa: Ooh! Ooh!
Rochelle: What's wrong?
Vanessa: Ooh, that's a bad hat, girl! Hattie's gonna wish she never even messed with you!
Adult Chris: [v.o.] And peacocks wished they'd stayed out of your way, too.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] By the time Easter came, my family was working on more schemes than a pop star in rehab.

Julius: One of the guys got sick. They're offering quadruple double overtime.
Drew: Quadruple double overtime? I never heard of that. You heard of that?
Tonya: Never heard of that. You heard of that?
Chris: No, I ain't heard of that.
Julius: I can't pass it up.
Rochelle: Well, it does sound like a lot of money.
Julius: It is.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] No, it's not.

Rochelle: Well, who's gonna escort me in the Easter Hat Show?
Chris: Drew can.
Drew: Why I gotta go? How come you can't go?
Chris: I gotta help Tonya hunt eggs.
Drew: I can help Tonya hunt eggs.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Not if I can help it.
Chris: Nah, I don't want you to mess your suit up.
Rochelle: You know what? Chris is right. Drew can escort me. But, Chris, I want you and Tonya in your seats clapping for me at 4:00.
Chris: 4:00?
Rochelle: Yeah, that's what time the fashion show starts.
Tonya: Why, you got something better to do?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Yeah.
Chris: Nah.
Rochelle: Okay.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] I didn't know how I was gonna be in two places at once, but I wasn't gonna risk blowing it with Tasha.

Rochelle: Girl, I have not seen you in a month of Sundays. How you been?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Sinning.

Hattie Mitchell: Sister Rochelle.
Rochelle: Sister Hattie.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Imagine what they would have called each other if they weren't in church.

Tonya: Where you going?
Chris: I'm gonna meet Tasha in Queens.
Tonya: I'm gonna tell on you.
Chris: What about all those eggs you snuck in? You don't tell on me, I won't tell on you.
Tonya: Fine.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] When a good plan falls apart, you usually have no idea it did... until it's too late.
Hattie Mitchell: Oh! What happened?
Drew: I was doing Prince splits and I hurt my ankle.
Rochelle: Oh, no. What are we gonna do?
Vanessa: We should take him to the hospital.
Rochelle: No, I'm talking about the hat show. Who's gonna escort me?
Hattie Mitchell: Well, if you want to quit, quit, but don't bring the children in it.
Rochelle: What?!
Hattie Mitchell: Don't act shocked. I've seen it all before.
Rochelle: I am not pulling out of this competition. So, I suggest that you work on your second-place smile, 'cause I'm taking this grand prize home. [Hattie chuckles]
Vanessa: Where's Julius?
Rochelle: He left for work. Ooh, you know what? Go get Chris.

Adult Chris: [v.o.] By the time I got to Tasha, not only did I look good, I was making Robert look really bad.
Tasha: You know, my grandmother said you were just another no-account Negro who never kept his promises or took care of his responsibilities, and would eventually end up leaving me in the cold with a runny-nosed baby.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Then we'd be on Jerry Springer.
Chris: Nah. I wouldn't do that. She's probably thinking about Robert.
Tasha: Yeah, but I don't want to talk about him.
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Good.

Vanessa: Tonya? Ooh, where did you get all those eggs? Did you hijack a chicken?
Tonya: I've just been looking really hard.
Vanessa: Well, where's Chris?
Adult Chris: [v.o.] Think fast, woman.
Tonya: Uh, he's looking for eggs.
Vanessa: Well, we need to find him. Drew sprained his ankle, so he needs to escort your mother to the hat show. Come on, girl. [Tonya doesn't move] Come on, girl!